My love for trees
hoover tickeling
my fingers are dirty, my back is crooked and the tingle-i-tangle in the hoover tickles my gut
driping and droping the mopping will do, the sweeping- i think I am long over due
if i was half a peanut, half a man- I would have some kind of fat
belive it or not, miss apologise- I´m not emotionally attached to this floor
but if you so will, you may jump on one leg
my fingers are dirty, my back is crooked and the tingle-i-tangle in the hoover tickles my red painted fingers
driping and droping the mopping will do, the sweeping- i think I am long over due
if i was half a peanut, half a man- I would have some kind of fat
belive it or not, miss apologise- I´m not emotionally attached to this floor
but if you so will, you may jump on one leg
driping and droping the mopping will do, the sweeping- i think I am long over due
if i was half a peanut, half a man- I would have some kind of fat
belive it or not, miss apologise- I´m not emotionally attached to this floor
but if you so will, you may jump on one leg
my fingers are dirty, my back is crooked and the tingle-i-tangle in the hoover tickles my red painted fingers
driping and droping the mopping will do, the sweeping- i think I am long over due
if i was half a peanut, half a man- I would have some kind of fat
belive it or not, miss apologise- I´m not emotionally attached to this floor
but if you so will, you may jump on one leg
My worst day
It has become more like a rule then an exeption that people stop coming in for work at The Hostel, and then a week later they quit. I do understand that, I don´t blame them- I blame The Hostel-system. The place turn my skin outside in, and I´m chewing the found chewinggum so hard I bite my thoung.
Today however was the worst day down the street of hellville. One of the newbies quit and we had a massiv load of work. Six floors- 14 rooms at each floor- and normally 6 in cleaningstaff. A normal day it wouldn´t have been a problem- but today wasn´t a normal day. OH NO! Eight check-out rooms on each floor with the timepressure of four hours. Doesn´t sound that much you might think. I did sixteen. SIXTEEN! That, my friend, is impossible.
Something even more uncharming was the discovory I did when I walked into four of the rooms. My nation Sweden fellas: you are a discusting piece of humanity. And so goes for our neighburs in Denmark. Empty beercans and wine-boxes from Denmark all over the place. Why?! You went to Germany, you dreamy blisters, Germany is basicly made out of cheap boose. You get Muscato for 99 cent in the supermarket. God dammit.
Today however was the worst day down the street of hellville. One of the newbies quit and we had a massiv load of work. Six floors- 14 rooms at each floor- and normally 6 in cleaningstaff. A normal day it wouldn´t have been a problem- but today wasn´t a normal day. OH NO! Eight check-out rooms on each floor with the timepressure of four hours. Doesn´t sound that much you might think. I did sixteen. SIXTEEN! That, my friend, is impossible.
Something even more uncharming was the discovory I did when I walked into four of the rooms. My nation Sweden fellas: you are a discusting piece of humanity. And so goes for our neighburs in Denmark. Empty beercans and wine-boxes from Denmark all over the place. Why?! You went to Germany, you dreamy blisters, Germany is basicly made out of cheap boose. You get Muscato for 99 cent in the supermarket. God dammit.